...firstly to have done of course but also, I've avoided resorting to increasingly desperate tactics like:
- Shaving or waxing body hair. One is excruciating, the other is very itchy.
- Resorting to the type of skimpy Speedos I used to wear as a youngster.
- Going modern and trying one of those all over body suit things.
- Shaving what's left of my head hair completely off.
- Wearing a swim cap (oversized condom), I hate them.
- Steroids (just kidding).