How to survive client meetings - the things they never tell you

Rule 1. Do not forget SatNAv.

Rule2. If the traffic is gridlocked, do not take a diversion or you get 3 idiots lost in the midlands, in the dark.

Rule 3. Ignore hotel key cards masqerading as fortune cookies.

Rule4. Do not talk to famous people until you are sure they are real.

 Rule 5. Free your mind, but don't forget to thank the client for the props.